OMG! It’s a FREE 5K!!!

3 04 2013


That’s right, bitches and SOBs.

Tentative (though pretty much certain)¬†Definite date: Thursday, May 9th at 6:15 p.m. (weekday evening! Don’t act like you’re not excited!)

Where: Edwin Warner Park, picnic shelter #9

Course: Greenway out to cell tower and back. It doesn’t get any flatter than this. PRs for everyone! Even Trent!

Awards: First male and female finishers will receive prizes that are far beyond their wildest dreams.

Water Stops: HA HA HA!! At a 5K?! Hilarious!

Finish Area: Water, Gatorade, unhealthy snacks, and something XXX in a brown bag.

After Party: Either PUBlicity or Jonathan’s depending on the whims of the Run Bitches.

More updates to come. You’ll be there….RIGHT?

UPDATE: To answer some questions, the event is rain or shine, though not rain and thunder and lightning. Shelter # 9 is on the back side of Edwin Warner Park. Enter the park from Vaughn Rd. (off Old Hickory at the stop light. Percy Warner Park and the Steeple Chase are on the other side of Old Hickory at the light.) Follow the road into the park all the way to the end. You’ll see the shelter and the Run Bitches glitter-tastic banner.